O Estonia! Give me your mustard!
My parents recently returned from a trip to Estonia where they traveled for a wedding. They saw many wonderful things in Estonia, Finland, and St. Petersburg (Russia), but to us, one of the best parts of their trip was one of the things they brought back for us. Always appreciative of great gifts, the tube of mustard they brought for Marty was met with enthusiasm. I started seeing the tube on our table at practically every meal, and while I was glad to see how much he was enjoying it, I began to wonder what we would do once it was gone.
"The Mustard is gone," he said, "But it's okay, there's a web address, we'll just order more." He told my dad about his plan who asked that he order some extra for them as well. "Maybe a case" I suggested.
As I typed in the web address, some thoughts poked up in the back of my mind. Would this site be in English? I wonder how expensive a tube of this mustard is? More than that, I wonder what the International shipping rates will be for a case of mustard tubes? This doesn't really go along with the "buy locally when available" approach I've been using all summer, assuming that you don't count The Gap, I mean, isn't there a comparable mustard here?
As I imagined, the site was not in English and I didn't see any "click here for English" button. Apparently, Estonian isn't the kind of language where words might look familiar, either. On the entire site, there was only one word I recognized. So I clicked on it.

Here's a close up:

Not knowing what to expect, but not especially hoping for anything related to the common kid-usage of the word, I was interested to see that Tooted appears to relate to pickles of some sort. Maybe, I can't totally tell.

Interesting, but still not mustard. I searched around the site to try to find the mustard using a technique called Clicking Around. Having no luck there, I decided to expand my search. Through some research, I found that this company is owned by another company who is owned by another company, the primary parent company being located in Norway. Feeling some kinship with the Norwegians, I decided that I would send them an email asking if I could order online or if they happened to have any in the States.
I explained that my parents brought us a tube of this mustard upon their return from Estonia and told them how much we've enjoyed it. I wrote that the people traveling in their party purchased many tubes of the mustard, one person buying TWENTY-THREE tubes, every tube the store had in stock. I haven't heard back yet, but I sort of imagine that my email could end up being passed around their office for awhile. "Hey, Ole, look at this one! These Americans love that Estonian mustard, can you imagine?" Part of me expects that I will be the butt of a Norwegian joke. The other part of me hopes that they don't contact us to become their North American distribution because I can very easily imagine Marty loading the camper up with cases of mustard and hitting the road. He does have previous experience in selling meat out of the back of a van. REALLY.
"The Mustard is gone," he said, "But it's okay, there's a web address, we'll just order more." He told my dad about his plan who asked that he order some extra for them as well. "Maybe a case" I suggested.
As I typed in the web address, some thoughts poked up in the back of my mind. Would this site be in English? I wonder how expensive a tube of this mustard is? More than that, I wonder what the International shipping rates will be for a case of mustard tubes? This doesn't really go along with the "buy locally when available" approach I've been using all summer, assuming that you don't count The Gap, I mean, isn't there a comparable mustard here?
As I imagined, the site was not in English and I didn't see any "click here for English" button. Apparently, Estonian isn't the kind of language where words might look familiar, either. On the entire site, there was only one word I recognized. So I clicked on it.

Here's a close up:

Not knowing what to expect, but not especially hoping for anything related to the common kid-usage of the word, I was interested to see that Tooted appears to relate to pickles of some sort. Maybe, I can't totally tell.

Interesting, but still not mustard. I searched around the site to try to find the mustard using a technique called Clicking Around. Having no luck there, I decided to expand my search. Through some research, I found that this company is owned by another company who is owned by another company, the primary parent company being located in Norway. Feeling some kinship with the Norwegians, I decided that I would send them an email asking if I could order online or if they happened to have any in the States.
I explained that my parents brought us a tube of this mustard upon their return from Estonia and told them how much we've enjoyed it. I wrote that the people traveling in their party purchased many tubes of the mustard, one person buying TWENTY-THREE tubes, every tube the store had in stock. I haven't heard back yet, but I sort of imagine that my email could end up being passed around their office for awhile. "Hey, Ole, look at this one! These Americans love that Estonian mustard, can you imagine?" Part of me expects that I will be the butt of a Norwegian joke. The other part of me hopes that they don't contact us to become their North American distribution because I can very easily imagine Marty loading the camper up with cases of mustard and hitting the road. He does have previous experience in selling meat out of the back of a van. REALLY.

Never fear. We have two options available. I can contact cousin Debbie who will connect us to Jana Weinberger, our Estonia connection. Jana will help us get the mustard. The last resort is to beg Mike3 for a couple of his 23 tubes of the wonder mustard.
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Pat, You are right, I think you do have an Estonian connection who might be able to help, I`m not sure but I don`t think I`d put money on young Mike 3 sharing but you can always try. However, I think in your retirement you could possibly start another career, as a North American distributor for the Estonian mustard and perhaps the vodka and then right off your trips.!!
As far a the cook at CHS, I`m quite sure that her last name was not Fark and her sister was not named Didja, but then my memory has not ever been the best!! It certainly says alot about your relationship with your daughter Jenny, that she believed you all these years, oh the power of a parent!! We missed you on Saturday! Deb
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"Part of me expects that I will be the butt of a Norwegian joke."
You can count on it.
Also, u suck at "clicking around"
Product description: extra strong Estonian mustard, excellent with meat and sauces. Inquestionable favourite of Estonians since 1961!
Unfortunately you can't order it online... You have to find someone to send it to you directly or plan your next vacation to Estonia...
Greetings from Estonia!
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Oliver! Welcome to GOnelsons. Thank you for your comment, it really made me laugh. It took me a few days to figure out if someone sent you over (my dad was the primary suspect on that one), or if you just happened by. No one has confessed to sending you by, so I'm left with the thought you came here on your own. And with the topic of Estonian mustard, who can blame you?
Thanks for stopping by to chat mustard with us.
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