There are so many reality shows now, it almost feels like everything has been done.  There are shows about becoming the next big thing- musician, band, dancer, chef, designer.  There are shows that follow teams of people in extreme careers - ice truckers, ax men, oil riggers.  Plus all the big ones where people eat stuff, survive, or be idols.  Seriously, what's left?

Well, I think I've come up with the only idea yet to be tried.  "So you think you can come to my birthday" starring pre-schoolers.  The idea is kind of in early stages, and I haven't worked out all the details.  Just based on what I'm hearing at our house, I imagine the scenes would go something like this:

Child 1: Gimme the ketchup.
Child 2: No.
Child 1: Then you can't come to my birthday.

Child 1: I don't want to go to bed.
Parent 1: Well, it's late.  It's time for bed.
Child 1: If you make me go to bed, then you can't come to my birthday.
Parent 1: Then who will make you cupcakes?
Child 1: Grandma.

Child 2: I want to wear a dress.
Parent 1: But it's really cold outside today.  Pants would be better for playing in the snow.
Child 2: Then you can't come to my birthday.

Parent 2: Here's a Starburst.
Child 2: You can come to my birthday.

See what I'm saying?  RIVETING.