Fun with hip surgery!
Recuperating from hip surgery is a lot more exhausting than I'd imagined. And by that, I mean for me.
Marty is doing pretty well since we came home from the hospital. He wasn't able to come home on Thursday like I thought, but was able to check out on Friday. We spent the late night/early morning hours on Friday/Saturday in the emergency room ruling out the dangerous reasons for the swelling in his leg. The leg that was twice the size of his non-surgical leg and looked a bit like he'd slipped on one leg of a fat suit. It was creepy and alarming, but no big deal once we figured out that it was probably just from activity. It's gotten much better since then, he's had a few slight fevers, but all signs point to healing (knocking on wood right now).
The kids are doing very well with Marty's limitations, helping by carrying stuff, making ice (that's a very popular project), and staying clear of all injured and healing areas. They both have colds, while kind of a bummer, have rendered them a little more low key than normal which may be a blessing.
I've been getting help from family and lots of support from friends. It is greatly appreciated, and while our house is a complete mess, we're all doing okay.
To lighten the mood a bit, I bring you some information that Marty received regarding total hip replacement. I felt comforted right away because I totally identified with the people shown on the cover:

Don't they look just like us? The booklet is filled with information and diagrams, and since this is a family site, I'll keep this pretty clean (meaning my parents read this, so I'll try not make this totally embarrassing). I thought the diagrams looked kind of complicated and kept wondering how the bald man and permed woman were getting themselves positioned as illustrated. It took me five minutes before I realized that the part of the diagrams in question was not the body part I'd imagined, but instead was the new artificial hip joint. That cleared everything right up.
Marty is doing pretty well since we came home from the hospital. He wasn't able to come home on Thursday like I thought, but was able to check out on Friday. We spent the late night/early morning hours on Friday/Saturday in the emergency room ruling out the dangerous reasons for the swelling in his leg. The leg that was twice the size of his non-surgical leg and looked a bit like he'd slipped on one leg of a fat suit. It was creepy and alarming, but no big deal once we figured out that it was probably just from activity. It's gotten much better since then, he's had a few slight fevers, but all signs point to healing (knocking on wood right now).
The kids are doing very well with Marty's limitations, helping by carrying stuff, making ice (that's a very popular project), and staying clear of all injured and healing areas. They both have colds, while kind of a bummer, have rendered them a little more low key than normal which may be a blessing.
I've been getting help from family and lots of support from friends. It is greatly appreciated, and while our house is a complete mess, we're all doing okay.
To lighten the mood a bit, I bring you some information that Marty received regarding total hip replacement. I felt comforted right away because I totally identified with the people shown on the cover:

Don't they look just like us? The booklet is filled with information and diagrams, and since this is a family site, I'll keep this pretty clean (meaning my parents read this, so I'll try not make this totally embarrassing). I thought the diagrams looked kind of complicated and kept wondering how the bald man and permed woman were getting themselves positioned as illustrated. It took me five minutes before I realized that the part of the diagrams in question was not the body part I'd imagined, but instead was the new artificial hip joint. That cleared everything right up.

Maybe you could take on redrawing the brochure diagrams as a public service project - you are an art goddess after all. Because frankly, if the rest are anything like the cover? I'm worried. They are just holding each others hands, right? Or is that the replacement hip too?
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