Distracted by family values
This morning as I was browsing through my email, a subject line caught my eye... "Family Values Tour". My very sarcastic self clicked on it, all the while thinking of Right Wing Conspiracies to ensnare children, visions of Jesus Camp in my head. When the message opened up, I forgot all about the possible moral brainwashing about to be inflicted on my children when I saw this:
No! Not Andre Rieu, I don't even know that guy. I'm talking about POISON WITH RATT AND WHITE LION! Look what the Cat Dragged In AND When the Children Cry IN THE SAME CONCERT? Now those are the kind of family values I can get behind.
Editorial Note: Marty informed me that the Republicans probably have nothing to do with the Family Values Tour, unless maybe some of the heavy metal bands that are featured include children of Senators or something.
No! Not Andre Rieu, I don't even know that guy. I'm talking about POISON WITH RATT AND WHITE LION! Look what the Cat Dragged In AND When the Children Cry IN THE SAME CONCERT? Now those are the kind of family values I can get behind.
Editorial Note: Marty informed me that the Republicans probably have nothing to do with the Family Values Tour, unless maybe some of the heavy metal bands that are featured include children of Senators or something.
Of course I don't even know what you are talking about, but what I do know is that the Family Values Tour takes place in Somerset, Wisconsin...home of The Apple River Float Tour, which was most definitely not the Family Values Tour!
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