In one ear and out the mouth
Martin: Momma, are you a girl?
Me: No, I'm a woman. I was a girl, but then I grew up and now I'm a woman.
[thinking to self, it's good that no one else is here to contradict this]
Martin: No! You're a girl.
Me: Nope, Sophie is a girl, but I'm a woman.
Martin: I don't like women, they have problems.
Interesting. So far, no one has taken responsibility for introducing Martin to this concept. Clearly, it isn't something that he's discovered on his own. We'll see if any guilty party fesses up to this one.
Me: No, I'm a woman. I was a girl, but then I grew up and now I'm a woman.
[thinking to self, it's good that no one else is here to contradict this]
Martin: No! You're a girl.
Me: Nope, Sophie is a girl, but I'm a woman.
Martin: I don't like women, they have problems.
Interesting. So far, no one has taken responsibility for introducing Martin to this concept. Clearly, it isn't something that he's discovered on his own. We'll see if any guilty party fesses up to this one.
Where does he come up with this stuff? One of my favorites is "Daddy, I live in Canada. You live in Poverty." If we believed in reincarnation it would all make sense. He has been here before!
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Jenny, your kid is so f-ing awesome.
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