The April Fool: A fine family tradition
From as early as I can remember through sometime in junior high , April 1st meant one thing - there would be a pony in the backyard. Or, so my dad would tell me. Every April Fool's Day my dad would run into my room early in the morning and yell, "Jennie, there's a pony in the backyard". Each year, forgetting it was April Fool's Day, I'd jump up out of bed and ask "Where?" Once I was a little older, it was met with a "yeah, right" and wouldn't even bother getting out of bed.
Once Ryan and I were older and living away from home, it was a race to see who could call dad first on April Fool's Day to tell him to look out the back window. During the years when Ryan worked factory jobs or delivered Coca-Cola, he always won.
This morning, we were at my parent's house. Here's the play-by-play:
Grandpa Pat (yelling from the living room): Martin, come quick! There's a pony in the backyard!
Martin (jumping off his chair and running into the living room): Where? Where's the pony?
Grandpa Pat: There's the pony!
Martin: Where? I don't see him.
Grandpa Pat: April Fools.
Martin: What's April Fool? Where's the pony?
Grandpa Pat: It's a joke, Martin.
Martin: I want to see the pony.
Grandpa Pat: There isn't a pony, Martin. It is a joke?
Martin: What joke? I don't see a pony.

Here's Martin, looking for the pony. Somewhere between excited, forlorn, and disappointed. The perfect April Fool's outcome. All in all, a pretty good introduction to the fine art of lying to your family for your own entertainment. As long as it's only that one day a year. Lying to your family the rest of the year isn't funny, it's just wrong.
Once Ryan and I were older and living away from home, it was a race to see who could call dad first on April Fool's Day to tell him to look out the back window. During the years when Ryan worked factory jobs or delivered Coca-Cola, he always won.
This morning, we were at my parent's house. Here's the play-by-play:
Grandpa Pat (yelling from the living room): Martin, come quick! There's a pony in the backyard!
Martin (jumping off his chair and running into the living room): Where? Where's the pony?
Grandpa Pat: There's the pony!
Martin: Where? I don't see him.
Grandpa Pat: April Fools.
Martin: What's April Fool? Where's the pony?
Grandpa Pat: It's a joke, Martin.
Martin: I want to see the pony.
Grandpa Pat: There isn't a pony, Martin. It is a joke?
Martin: What joke? I don't see a pony.

Here's Martin, looking for the pony. Somewhere between excited, forlorn, and disappointed. The perfect April Fool's outcome. All in all, a pretty good introduction to the fine art of lying to your family for your own entertainment. As long as it's only that one day a year. Lying to your family the rest of the year isn't funny, it's just wrong.

oh yes. the old pony in the yard "joke". Every April Fools since you told me this story it is one of the first things I think of when I wake up on April 1st. All the April Fools I ever think up aren't REALLY funny to anyone but me.
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Hey Sevda,
How are you? I have been taking a lot of written abuse from Kathleen and Megan. I hope you will monitor this blog and correct some of their mis-statements. It doesn't do me a lot of good to defend myself but it would be very credible if you would correct their recollections and keep things factual.
I hope all is well with you. Be sure to keep us on your list when you return for a visit.
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I sure hope there aren't any funerals going on when your Dad takes the kids to see Santa...
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Oh no, Easter is coming, and I am remember what you dad used to say about the Easter bunny and Little Bunny Foo Foo.
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